Monday, July 14, 2008

Me-Mail: Can he swing from web?

To: jjjameson@dailyplanet.com
From: hosborn@oscorp.com
Subj: Happy Hour

Jonah,

You're an asshole. That said, you sure know how to run a newspaper. Thanks for making sure Oscorp made page one the other day. You really saved my ass with the board. Let's get together for scotch and cigars. Don't invite Spider-man, though. The last time he was over he got shit-faced and shot web fluid all over my fucking apartment. I had to buy a new couch! He said he would pay for it but I haven't seen him since. What a dick. See you tonight.

Harry

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